Unlike most sane men, I don’t fear and dread Valentine’s Day.  My wife seems to be as much annoyed by the contrivance as I am.

Of course that doesn’t let me off from getting her a card.  Her non-observance goes only so far. The card alone, is enough to bring back the cold sweats and reminders of my youth.  Who gets a V-card?  Who doesn’t get a V-card? […]