If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do well matters very much – Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother – Lin Yutang

Mothers are all slightly insane – J.D. Salinger

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: “Checkout Time is 18 years – Erma Bombeck

The phrase “working mother” is redundant – Jane Sellman

My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That’s how she learned how to swim. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim’ – Paula Poundstone

I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to – Pamela Anderson